Drunk On A Saturday Night (Single)

by The Two Thieves

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released July 2, 2014

All songs written and recorded by The Two Thieves.
Album cover photographed by Joel Davis.

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The Two Thieves Bowling Green, Kentucky

Kyle and Jacob.
Making music people can't explain or categorize since June of 2014.

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Track Name: Drunk On A Saturday Night At The Middle School Parking Lot (Blondie Made Sure I Never Had A Chance)
It's another drunken night
In my best friend's garage
With twenty fucking people
Saying they're the
King of beer pong.
We'll separate the losers
From royalty.
It's another stupid night
I'm so drunk I just can't see

This is
For all my best friends passed out
On the pool table to the couch
And every single space in between
1, 2, 3, 4
Please don't tell our girlfriends
Just what we did.
Shut your fucking phone off
So we can keep the night hid.
It's not a lie
If you can keep your mouth shut.
Take another shot
And just shut the fuck up.

It's a Saturday night
In the middle of town
Stay inside now
So the cops don't find out
And don't tell my girlfriend
That me and Blondie kissed
Out back by the pool
I might have had a drink or two
I might have gotten over you
Or just forgot that you exist
I'm sorry, but that opportunity
Only comes once every hundred years

For all my best friends passed out
On the pool table to the couch
And every single space in between
1, 2, 3, 4
Please don't tell our girlfriends
Just what we did.
Shut your fucking phone off
So we can keep the night hid.
It's not a lie
If you can keep your mouth shut.
Take another shot
And just shut the fuck up.